A WoMan Conversation
One fine afternoon after lunch hour…
Woman : Wahh seyy I liked your new hair style woman, with highlights some more. Come, let me touch it.
Me : You liked it? Really? (kembang idung kenak puji) ;p
*the woman touched my hair and non-stop admiring it*
Woman : With the new hair style, you look so much younger and this length of hair, it really suit you. I bet all the guys would turn their head more than twice looking at you passing by.
Me : Well, I liked your hair too. Not bad.
*smile at her and touched her hair un-sincerely just to please her*
Woman : Come, come…let’s take picture together. I will kill myself for not taking picture with you. Ohh how I have fall in love with your hair. Now, I envy you. I hate you for this, you know.
*whacked my ass*
Me : Alright. Give your best pose darling.
*squeeze her breast hard as I felt no lump on her chest*
Woman : Aauuwww…you naughty lady. I knew you’re gonna touched me there.
Me: You liked it too, right? Want me to squeeze you gently on the other side, darling?
Woman : Oh yes, please. Would love it if you can kneel down and make me wet. I’m free tonight, you know. So…
Me : So what?! I’m making you horny right now is it? Come on lah woman, I’ve not yet into foreplay yet and you are already horny? Come and let me have a close look what’s in your pant just to check whether you are wet or not?
*walked toward her and wanted to grab her pant but the woman freak out*
Woman : Auuww auuwww you bitch!! Don’t do that to me! I hate you!!
Me : What’s wrong, darling? I haven’t done anything yet. I didn’t even touched your pant yet.
Woman : Uwwaaa why are you doing this to me? I just wanna take picture with you bah.
Me : Well, you started it what. So, do you still wanna take picture with me or not?
Woman : Of course lah. I liked your hair bah.
Me : OK lah. Sit here and I’ll stand behind you. Make sure you give your sweet smile and best pose. Make sure you sleep with the picture tonight, ok?
Woman : OK.
p/s – both actor & actress are not being ‘harm’ and ‘straight’ people that love the opposite sex very much and above conversation are merely for fun in line with their new discovery on wigs. ;p