A WoMan Conversation

One fine afternoon after lunch hour…

Woman : Wahh seyy I liked your new hair style woman, with highlights some more. Come, let me touch it.

Me : You liked it? Really? (kembang idung kenak puji) ;p

*the woman touched my hair and non-stop admiring it*

Woman : With the new hair style, you look so much younger and this length of hair, it really suit you. I bet all the guys would turn their head more than twice looking at you passing by.

Me : Well, I liked your hair too. Not bad.

*smile at her and touched her hair un-sincerely just to please her*

Woman : Come, come…let’s take picture together. I will kill myself for not taking picture with you. Ohh how I have fall in love with your hair. Now, I envy you. I hate you for this, you know.

*whacked my ass*

Me : Alright. Give your best pose darling.

*squeeze her breast hard as I felt no lump on her chest*

Woman : Aauuwww…you naughty lady. I knew you’re gonna touched me there.

*giggled*

Me: You liked it too, right? Want me to squeeze you gently on the other side, darling?

Woman : Oh yes, please. Would love it if you can kneel down and make me wet. I’m free tonight, you know. So…

Me : So what?! I’m making you horny right now is it? Come on lah woman, I’ve not yet into foreplay yet and you are already horny? Come and let me have a close look what’s in your pant just to check whether you are wet or not?

*walked toward her and wanted to grab her pant but the woman freak out*

Woman : Auuww auuwww you bitch!! Don’t do that to me! I hate you!!

Me : What’s wrong, darling? I haven’t done anything yet. I didn’t even touched your pant yet.

Woman : Uwwaaa why are you doing this to me? I just wanna take picture with you bah.

Me : Well, you started it what. So, do you still wanna take picture with me or not?

Woman : Of course lah. I liked your hair bah.

Me : OK lah. Sit here and I’ll stand behind you. Make sure you give your sweet smile and best pose. Make sure you sleep with the picture tonight, ok?

Woman : OK.


*giggled*

p/s – both actor & actress are not being ‘harm’ and ‘straight’ people that love the opposite sex very much and above conversation are merely for fun in line with their new discovery on wigs. ;p

9 Comments

  1. stef

    24 April, 2008 at 9:46 am

    That was funny! 🙂

  2. stef

    24 April, 2008 at 9:46 am

    That was funny! 🙂

  3. sileast20

    25 April, 2008 at 1:17 am

    *speechless*….. aspect the unexpected.

  4. Nightwing

    25 April, 2008 at 2:31 am

    Haha…good one to start the weekend with…:)

  5. Mystery LadyBird

    25 April, 2008 at 3:16 am

    stef,
    thank you. both of us were having fun when trying on the wigs. 🙂

  6. Mystery LadyBird

    25 April, 2008 at 3:18 am

    2yang,
    *pinch his ear hard*
    sah sikda benda lain dalam pikiran nya tok ehekk..apa di ingat ko tek deng?

  7. Mystery LadyBird

    25 April, 2008 at 3:19 am

    nightwing,
    yes, im in the mood for the weekend.

  8. Sileast20

    25 April, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    bisalah, ku tok insan bah….tanpa nanga gambar ya mungkin hari jadi panas agik koh…..hahahahahaha

  9. Mystery LadyBird

    27 April, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    2yang,
    sah kau insan normal deng bukan insan biasa…so in other word, gambar ya tek kira potong stim ajak lah kan ehekk..tanpa gambar lagik lah liar imaginasimu huhuhu.. ;p

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